Oops, she did it again. Her words, not mine. Yes, Britney Spears is back to dancing in less clothes than I wear to bed. And luckily for the Britney Army, she’s doing it on Instagram for her 42 million followers to see.
The former Mrs. Federline kicked off her latest dance revolution on Wednesday, decked out in little more than a pair of tiny pink bikini bottoms, a black hat, black boots and a gun holster in the shape of a white top. She paired the outfit with a few tunes and dance moves that were reminiscent of a mix of eroticism and, well, crystal meth.
And Britney definitely looked like she was having fun.
A day later she set the iPod to Lives Lightning strikesrelaxed her hips and captioned her IG video: “Feel it coming back!!! I want pancakes”
Girl, who doesn’t?
Spears followed her craving for hotcakes with more sweet moves, this time to Kings of Leons Sex on Fire. The only difference between her performances from previous days and this breakfast smash? Britney ditched the hat and swapped the top with the gun holster for a white piece that could easily be mistaken for Jerry Seinfeld’s puffy shirt – assuming the puffy shirt ended just below the chest and opened like the sunroof of a Honda.
While the video kept us from scrolling, it didn’t stop Spears from dancing nearly naked for the camera. On Friday, she continued to two-step, this time swapping black boots for white ones, giving the impression that she had shrunk in more ways than one.
Britney Spears spent most of the week dancing for the camera. (Photo by Tim Mosefelder/Getty Images)
“Funny, white usually makes people look taller!!! I look like I’m five dress sizes smaller and smaller when I wear white!!! Useless info but I find it weird!!! Maybe white is just my color,” Spears captioned her Friday post, which received over 60,000 likes.
Remind me to wear more white.
Britney Spears continued dancing day after day
Just before Friday turned to Saturday, Britney was back at it. Seinfeld blouse: check. Pink bottoms that are barely bigger than one of my socks: check. White boots: you bet. All that was missing from this party was a case of PBR, Foghat blaring from the Bose, and a few bad decisions.
Britney’s scantily clad dance party kicked off on Wednesday, three weeks after she insisted we applaud her booty, and continued through Friday night. Now that the weekend is upon us, we can expect to see a lot more dancing. Oh, and pancakes, too.
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